On News Years Day, a couple sit down at a table next to me.
Individual #1: female Asian. The unremarkable woman avoids eye contact but is recognized from a photograph a week prior.
Individual #2: female Asian elderly. The woman is believed to be the mother of the wife. Her wardrobe looks like it was sewn by a costume designer.
Individual #3: husband. He is believed to be a history professor at a local college.